poofee:

IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! IT’S SUPER DICK!
Instead of red hot laser eye beams, he just shoots beams of hotness at you and make you melt into a puddle.

I’m sure someone has at least done this once lmfao lmfao. I love that Dick’s favorite superhero is Superman ;u; I find it really cute haha. Okay enough of this nonsense I need to finish homework.

edit: I made him even more spectacular hurr