artemisinwonderland:

detectivebat:

total-aster submitted: 

BRUCE I LEFT THE STOVE ON

BRUCE I HAVE GOT TO PEE GET OUT OF THE WAY

BRUCE THE INTERNET IS CALLING TO ME I MUST JUMP THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN

TO NARNIA!

I’M HEADING TOWARDS THE LIGHT I SEE IT DO YOU SEE IT

BRUCE JASON JUST HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A HORSE

BRUCE I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO

The weirdest part of all this is that I’m actually laughing.

why

Want

Pairing: KF/Rob

Word Count: 1,150

Summary: The craving that’s been building with Kid Flash is testing his inner limits and frankly, he can’t take much more.

Author’s Note: Ugh…trying to get off of writer’s block so I’m sorry if you read it and think it’s less than good. Wasn’t sure if I wanted to write a smutty part as a continuation so it’s not in there. If enough people want to read it then maybe…

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Anonymous asked: Oooh. Your writing is so great! Um… Roy/Robin with… blindfolds, included somehow?

Thank you so much! kaljdf

Challenge accepted!

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Roy wanted the blindfold off. He wanted to watch everything that was happening now; he wanted to watch Robin’s slim figure crawl on all fours towards him; he wanted to see the predatorial and teasing smirk he knew fell on those red lips; and he wanted to see the smooth and, in his eyes, practically flawless skin of his arms and legs as they rubbed against his own.

But he couldn’t. This was what Robin wanted and, he had to admit, it was pretty arousing in its own way. But damn if he didn’t want to see that precious mouth form the words

“Enjoy the ride,”

before they collided with his in a deep and passionate kiss that knew no end. See his body tangle with his like an impossible knot. And see the pleasure written within the movements of his limbs and the gripping of his hands.

But it was worth it. Worth it to hear the amazing moans and groans like before and toe experience something like never before.

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And the next!

LOL these are fun~

Edit: please forgive that typo. my computer did that on accident

outofthecavern asked: DICK/WALLY JUST KISSING BY THE LAKE CAUSE EVERYTHING IS FLUFFY AND NOTHING HURTS

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED GURL

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At that moment nothing else mattered to them; just the feeling of lips shifting and sliding together in the pale moonlight; just the feeling of hot bodies pressed together, heat searing through fabric, limbs tangled in a complicated web of want and love. Nothing else mattered but the tan fingers combing through raven hair, the light caressing of freckled cheeks, and the breath of two lovers mixing together as one.

They parted for a moment, blue eyes matching the lake beside them staring into ones as green as the soft grass beneath them. Cheeks were flushed, heartbeats were erratic, and nothing could have made them happier. Dick laughed at his speedster and smiled. Wally grinned and pecked his forehead.

“I love you.”

And then it began again: gentle yet feverish touches, long and deep kisses, and soft, low moans of pleasure. Nothing could have been more perfect than that moment.

Nothing else could have mattered.

tirn 33 asked: Challenge! Again! Wally/Dick! But in BRUCE’S POV!

Challenge accepted!

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Bruce’s POV

I can tell you right now that I didn’t approve of their relationship. From day one I showed it every time I caught a glimpse of them exchanging a kiss they didn’t think I saw or heard the sweet words they whispered to one another that they thought I couldn’t hear. I laid down my rules and I expected them to be followed right down to the last letter, and if not, there would be consequences. Severe consequences. 

Now as I sit in the leather chair of the living room, I wonder if I should soften my harsh attitude towards them, if only a little. I glance at Dick who’s sitting in the sofa a few feet away, knees curled up to his chest, face fallen with worry. He hasn’t heard from Wally in days. Suddenly the distinctive sound of the doorbell resonates through the manor which immediately sends me on high alert; it’s too late into the night and too early in the morning for a regular visitor. Dick bounds out of his seat towards the door before I can even stop him, practically ripping it open with all his strength.

Kid Flash is standing in the opening, uniform torn and tattered, the exposed skin healing, but bloody. He looks like he’s been running forever, which is saying a lot for a speedster. Despite the pain he obviously must feel, he has a smile on his face. I watch from afar as he collapses into Dick’s tiny arms, as they both fall to the floor in a shaky descent, as they clutch onto each other with all their might,their words tumbling through their lips in a jumbled mix of endless “I love you”s.

It’s this moment that changes my entire perspective. It’s this moment that changes my line of thought. It’s this moment that makes me decide to let them be, to give them freedom, because I believe there’s no two people who love each other as much as they do at this very, precious moment. 

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Onto the next!

anonbunny:

itswallie:

askyjrobin:

Thank you!

I’m glad you think we’re great friends.

I really don’t see how people think we’re gay for each other.

We’re clearly

just

friends.